If Tetris has taught me anything, It’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

You can’t take it with you, and even if you did, it would probably melt.

I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

An enemy always tries to stab you in the back.... But a true friend stabs you in the front...

I am in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with keyboards.

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.